noadventureshere221b:

teabeforewar-blog:

It’s not Smauglock.  IT’S SMAUGCOCK.

(The one where John owns a Bad Dragon dildo named Smaug.  And Sherlock finds it.  And then weird sort-of-Smauglock happens eventually and may involve use of a strapon and/or DP and THESE ARE THE THINGS THAT HAPPEN IN MY LIVESTREAMS.)

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