It’s not Smauglock. IT’S SMAUGCOCK.
(The one where John owns a Bad Dragon dildo named Smaug. And Sherlock finds it. And then weird sort-of-Smauglock happens eventually and may involve use of a strapon and/or DP and THESE ARE THE THINGS THAT HAPPEN IN MY LIVESTREAMS.)
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