I was going to make key lime pie, and the shop on the corner had limes on sale for ten cents each. So I bought two dozen of them. When I got home, several things occurred to me.
- I don’t know how to make key lime pie.
- I don’t have any other ingredients to make key lime pie.
- I now have two dozen limes staring from the top of me fridge. Judging me. Judging me for not turning them into anything.
- Limes are kinda delicious in water.