Microsoft To Ban ‘Offensive Language’ And Monitor Your Private Account

trashbab:

neuropunk-travesty:

apocalyptic-mailman:

adrainea:

jnyrmni:

deadbilly:

theironguardian:

Silicon Valley needs to brought to heel.

In a March 1 release, Microsoft is warning customers using Office, Xbox, Skype, and other products that the company is prohibiting offensive language and inappropriate content starting on May 1.

“Don’t publicly display or use the Services to share inappropriate content or material (involving, for example, nudity, bestiality, pornography, offensive language, graphic violence, or criminal activity),” Microsoft warns in a portion of their new codes of conduct.

Microsoft also added that the company plans on “investigating” users who are accused of violating the new policy and will block content from being sent to other people.

So will they have monitors watching 24/7 to make sure nobody says something “bad” on Skype? And so nobody uses the service for cyber sex?

Also, Office? Does that mean nobody can use the Office suite to write stories that involve sex, violence and un-PC dialogue?

Who decides what is offensive?

Who decides what is offensive?

Who decides what is offensive?

Time to go back to pen and paper my dudes.

You want fanfiction? I’ll mail it to ya, free of charge in my own slutty, slutty handwriting.

anyone got alternatives to…basically all of Microsoft’s services?

Office: https://www.openoffice.org/
Skype: https://discordapp.com/
Live Mail: https://protonmail.com/
Xbox:  https://www.xboxalternative.com/

this is dumb, I paid for this shit I should be allowed to use it to do my job which is writing pornography.

Microsoft To Ban ‘Offensive Language’ And Monitor Your Private Account

freya-deathstalker:

blckrapunzel:

visibilityofcolor:

lonegette:

visibilityofcolor:

whyyoustabbedme:

Why in the word would you need a license just to braid hair?

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Braiding hair is a part of black culture lmao. Doing other black women’s natural hair period is a part of our culture?? We don’t need a license it’s in our roots….this is extremely anti black.

They don’t even teach how to do black hair in most hair schools anyway, why get a license from a school that doesn’t even teach you about braiding anyway??

This is a way to target black business owners, smh

my hair stylist actually told me that in cosmetology schools, they are not taught how to do natural hair. there is no way to get a license doing natural hair in many places because curriculum do not even teach them. like, natural hair isn’t taught in these schools.

so black women have to learn from their mothers, grand mothers, aunts, etc…etc…it’s a culture.
so yeah, this is to target black business owners.

^^^^

As a Cosmetologist I can actually say that You all need to fight this tooth and nail. We need to either fight to get it taught in the Cosmetology schools or we need to get it so that you all can get a braiding licence where you have to prove that you know the sanitation laws that salon owners have to follow.

Hell, just keep doing it illegally. Just don’t call your self a braiding parlor or better yet do it out of y’all’s home and if the state people come knocking say you ain’t doing it for money.
That’s how some of us legal stylists do shit on the fucking side… Like me.

left-reminders:

sugahcaneee:

darkbornsirius:

princessfailureee:

malikthaelite:

tilthat:

TIL Bayer sold HIV and Hepatitis C contaminated blood products that caused up to 10,000 people in U.S.A alone to contract HIV. After they found out they pulled it off the shelves in the U.S. and sold it to countries in Asia and Latin America so they wouldn’t lose money from it.

via reddit.com

are we really surprised at this though

People try to offer me bayer at work nah fam I’m cool on that

Dear God, it’s true.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/bayer-admits-it-paid-millions-in-hiv-infection-cases-just-not-in-english/

White supremacy and capitalism intersecting.

queeranarchism:

nokiabae:

The best thing coming out of Black Panther is the renewed calls for the release of jailed Black Panther members who’ve been incarcerated for decades. The FBI’s terrorism unit had labeled them “black identity extremists”, claiming that activists fighting police brutality posed a violent threat. 

An incomplete list of
Black Liberation political prisoners

(Black Panthers and other groups) still inside:

madlori:

iwantthatbelstaffanditsoccupant:

whogrooveson:

harry-watson:

thegreatbritishtrainwreck:

wurwurz:

When a tutorial fails to show what it was meant to.

The photoshopped Thunderbirds on the right is supposed to be an upgraded version of Benedict. The video claims that Benedict’s flaws have been fixed up to make him “more handsomme/attractive”…

Dear morphing-maker, Benedict’s PERFECT IMPERFECTIONS make him beautiful and attractive. I see perfection where you see flaws and I see flaws where you see perfection. The proportions you gave turned Benedict into a cliché of a human being, the Ken of Barbie, the Prince Charming in a Disney movie. I feel no physical attraction for men who look -if only a little- like the right-sided version. Your surreal creation has no charisma and no beauty.

Watch the failed transformation here.

What a boring face on the right!  That looks like more than a few interchangeable so called handsome actors.  Leave Benedict’s handsome face alone, you evil Photoshoppers!

That just looks so wrong…

This is fascinating.
He’d have to change his name to Chris.

We already have a James Marsden, we don’t need another one

simonalkenmayer:

landofdoom:

rowantheexplorer:

holzmantweed:

thingsthatlaughinthenight:

thunder-the-great:

thingsthatlaughinthenight:

skypig357:

rafi-dangelo:

Roy Moore Spokesman Ted Crockett: Muslims can’t serve because you have to swear in on a Bible.
Jake Tapper: There’s no law that says you have to swear in on a Bible.
Crockett: *shitshitshitshitshitTHINKMANTHINK*
Tapper: You do know that right?
Crockett: *justfinishstrongmanyoucandothis* WELL DONALD TRUMP

I saw this live. I was stunned

Is that true !?! You can swear on the quran for the inauguration to become the president of the United States ?! Guess I have some homework

Yes, because America is not a Christian nation. It was never supposed to have a state religion. As long as you’re a United States citizen and you meet the age and service requirements for President of the United States, you have every right to run.

UPDATE on HOMEWORK:

This what I found( cut and pasted ):

“Theodore Roosevelt did not use a Bible when taking the oath in 1901. Both John Quincy Adams and Franklin Pierce swore on a book of law, with the intention that they were swearingon the constitution. Lyndon B. Johnson was sworn in on a Roman Catholic missal on Air Force One”

I had no idea, I like the swearing on the book of law. Like @thunder-the-great said, we aren’t supposed to have a state religion.

The Constitution specifically forbids any religious test to hold office.  You can swear on anything or nothing at all.  You don’t even have to swear, the Constitution specifically says you can affirm.

Lan Diep of the San Jose city council swore on Captain America’s shield. You can literally swear on anything or nothing.

Pretty sure that after one of the last Congressional elections, there was an atheist who was sworn in with a book printing of the Constitution, which is absolutely the route I would choose, myself.

Also, if you swear in on a bible and you’re not Christian, you don’t burst into flame, or anything. Holy books, texts, and symbols are not boobytraps that those of different faiths cannot touch without being forced to convert on the spot, or be imprisoned or killed. That is still a completely dipshit reason to say that Muslims can’t hold American offices, even without there being a law to use a bible.

“But if they swear on a bible, it won’t mean anything to them!” Well, it doesn’t mean anything to you, either, or you wouldn’t keep refusing to heal the sick and feed the hungry.

As I said before.

We wrote the Constitution to protect FREEDOM OF RELIGION, not a SPECIFIC religion. Christians are trying to make this country Christian, when it was never meant to be. It was meant to be a haven.

nautica-the-savant:

marbledmartin:

thegrumpymathematician:

nunyabizni:

sarcasmsuitsme:

skypig357:

iswearimnotnaked:

hi hello CATS!!!! CANNOT!!!! BE VEGAN!!!!!

i cannot believe i have to fucking say this.

dogs are omnivore and IF YOUR VET APPROVES your pooch MAY be able to go on an APPROVED(!!!!!) commercial vegan dog food like the brand “v-dog” which has all the essential vitamins, protein, etc. (the oldest record winning dogs have been vegan)

cats are CARNIVORE and cannot fucking live on a vegan diet. a vet would laugh in your face and probably find some way to have your pet taken away from you because you’re obviously not fit to have an animal if you think you can feed a cat a diet based on your own ethics

i’m vegan but this is so fucking harmful.

it’s about minimizing your harm, not putting your animals on risky diets in an attempt to be perfect.

DON’T FUCKING DO THIS TO YOUR PETS

Idiot people

If you see someone you know doing this, report them for animal cruelty and neglect.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

This posts, and many of the notes on it, are bothering me. Ladies, gentlemen, esteemed colleagues from outside the confines of the gender binary; gather ‘round. Let’s throw some science in this joint.

1. Humans. Humans are not cats. Humans are not dogs. One would think this obvious, but people have a tendency to attempt such interspecies comparisons when discussing diet. Humans are order omnivora; we have essentially evolved in a manner that attempts to give us as much dietary flexibility as possible. We do, however, require a substance called B12 (or cobalamin), which is extremely important for brain and nervous system functions, as well as the synthesis of DNA and the construction of red blood cells. We cannot produce this vitamin ourselves–no animal, plant, or fungus can. The enzymes used in cobalamin production are essentially unique to bacteria and archaea–some species of which hang out in the digestive tracks of other animals. We get cobalamin in a roundabout way from fish, shellfish, meat, eggs, milk, and dairy products. While there is no naturally-occurring, vegan source of the vitamin that has been demonstrated effective in a human study of statistically significant sample size, effective synthetic forms do exist and can be used as a substitute.  Cyanocobalamin is one of the most common and is frequently found in fortified foods and vitamins. In short: Humans are omnivores. Humans have evolved for dietary flexibility, including viable vegetarianism. Humans did not evolve for veganism (be extremely suspicious of people who tell you that we did, as they are lying), but due to modern technologies, veganism is also a viable diet that humans can thrive on, should they so choose.

2. Cats. Cats are order carnivora. Cats require (amongst other things) an amino acid called taurine. We’re not quite sure how, exactly, but we know that it’s extremely important to feline heart wall tissue, retinal tissue, and brain tissue amongst other things. Cats cannot manufacture their own taurine, and must get it from other sources–primarily shellfish, fish and meat. Taurine breaks down when heated, so feeding your cat a home-cooked diet rich in this foods is also not necessarily a good idea (talk to a vet). Secondary (read: SUPPLEMENTARY. NOT A SOLE SOURCE OF TAURINE.) sources of taurine for cats include dairy, eggs, and seaweed- or yeast-based taurine supplements. In nature, cats don’t really need to worry about getting enough taurine, because (as you may have noticed), taurine sources are indeed the things that cats tend to catch and eat. However, a cat that lives in a human household is dependent on humans for food, and sometimes humans are utter fucktrucks. In short: Cats are obligate carnivores. Their primary source of nutrition is meat. They must eat meat, preferably as close to raw as possible. They have digestive tracks designed for digesting meat. There are vegan/vegetarian cat kibbles on the market. Do not buy them. Your cat is neither vegan nor vegetarian, and if you adjust their diet as if they were, you are a terrible person who is harming and possibly killing your pet. You suck. End of discussion.

3. Dogs. Dogs are slightly more nuanced here. They are facultative carnivores–meaning that they optimally should eat meat, but can survive on other things if resources are scare. Dogs also need the amino acid taurine, but can technically manufacture it themselves if the proper building blocks are in their diets. They also need vitamin D–D3 is preferable, but D2 can be used to some degree. Dogs are somewhere between us (the true omnivore) and the cat (the true carnivore). A vegan or vegetarian diet will keep a dog alive, certainly, but is unlikely to allow your pet to thrive as it lacks the recommended nutrients. You should probably be feeding your dog meat. The exception here–some dogs are allergic to conventional dog foods, or find symptoms of certain diseases alleviated by vegetarianism. In this case, a veterinarian (not you, layperson, I mean an actual trained veterinarian) may determine that the benefits of putting your dog on a vegetarian/vegan diet outweigh those of feeding your dog meat. This is relatively rare, but does occasionally happen. And no, actually, the oldest dog is not vegan–Bramble is the only dog on this list that I found had some indication of veganism. The oldest dog on record is an Australian Kelpie named Maggie, who was not vegan. It is more likely that Bramble lived that long despite the veganism, not because of it. In short: If a vet thinks that your dog may be allergic to dog food/require a special diet and recommends you try feeding it a vegetarian/vegan diet, listen to your vet. Otherwise? Dogs are carnivora. They do need vegetables and other sources of nutrients, but their optimal fuel, as it were, is meat. Your dog needs meat to be happy. Fucking feed your dog. 

Now, I did manage to find two veterinarians who disagree with every other study I dug up and the American Veterinary Medical Association. Their articles are here and here. They don’t really have sources, and are essentially wholly dependent on anecdotal evidence (“my dog is a vegetarian and hasn’t died!”), but for those of you data cherry-pickers reading this, there you go. 

As a rule, dogs and cats need meat. If that makes you uncomfortable, that is your problem, not theirs. If you try to implement a vegan or vegetarian diet for your pets because you implemented one for yourself, you shouldn’t have those pets. That is animal abuse. (By the way, those of you not feeding your cats and non-allergic dogs the food they need to survive and thrive? What the fuck is wrong with you? Do you not love your pets?)

TL;DR If you do not want a pet that must be fed meat, you should under no circumstances acquire a cat or a dog. Thank you for your time.

Rebloobing for the more detailed info on B12 and obligate carnivore vs true omnivores

Always reblog.

sailorbryant:

weavemama:

trump’s 1 year anniversary of being president is starting off with the government shutting down that’s the perfect representation of how american politics has been going for the past year

HOW DO WE HAVE A GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN WHEN ONE PART CONTROLS THE HOUSE AND THE SENATE THIS IS FUCKING RIDICULOUS