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billykaplxn:

A lesbian couple gets a shocking surprise one day when God (played by Laverne Cox) shows up at their door. Upset at how humans had turned her message of love and acceptance into a message of hate and discrimination, she decides it’s time to send Jesus back to earth and wants the lesbian couple to raise Jesus. Hilarity ensues.

“What sort of sperm donor did you use?”

“God.”

“Yeah, I know, I’m being intrusive. I’m sorry. It’s just Dave can’t have kids and we were thinking we might have to go that root. And your daughter is so perfect. I just thought.”

“No, look, our sperm donor was literally God. Angels showed up and everything. Random people just gave us gifts when she was born and starting crying.”

HOLY SHIT LMFAO