What’d I Miss: This guy sounds like a pompous asshole.

Cabinet Battle #1: That’s that line you like. The shoe fitting one. You’ve said that too much…

Take A Break: Where’s the third sister? Did she die? Is she okay?

Say No To This: …damn…just…damn…

The Room Where It Happens: I want to feel bad for Burr but he’s reminding me of those ‘try too hard’ kids. Like you.

Schuyler Defeated: I knew he was gonna turn into a huge dick.

Cabinet Battle #2: He sounds like you did in kindergarten. “He was my friend first!” I think you said that word for word.

Washington On Your Side: LANGUAGE!

One Last Time: If only he had known what was going to happen to our country…

I Know Him: And here comes the other George.

The Adams Administration: Spiteful little dude…

We Know: Snitches get stitches.

Hurricane: This guy’s life kinda sucks…

The Reynolds Pamphlet: No one ruining your life? Don’t worry! Ruin your own…apparently.

Burn: If only she had actually burned him. Like. Revenge bitch.

Blow Us All Away: Oh yeah mini Hamiltons.

Stay Alive (Reprise): Does…Does everyone die? (Me: Eventually) Okay there’s no need for smart ass comments.

It’s Quiet Uptown: I’m now in like…a state of hurt and anger and…how?

Election Of 1800: That first note actually scared me…

Your Obedient Servant: Hamilton’s disrespect? Doesn’t Burr call his mom a whore every five songs?

Best Of Wives And Best Of Women: I’ve never been more emotionally hurt by a musical…

The World Was Wide Enough: Ah yes. I shall call this Act, “Stab You In The Heart Repeatedly”.

Who Lives, Who Dies, Who Tells Your Story: …who the fuck is telling Peggy’s story?