Here lies Tricia Werner. She was going to be a little late.
My phone knows me too well
Here lies Emily. She was just so tired of it all.
Oops.
Here lies Ilse. She was made to work.
My phone is a communist.
Here lies Mira. She was born with an average rating
Here lies Alexis. They were like a good idea.
Here lies Alexandria. She was the name of your dog a good student that cares about doing my work
Here lies Jacob. He was just the best and most beautiful.
Here lies Ari. She was just confused about what you want me to call you.
Here lies Mo. She is for show and looked like the cool thing.
Here lies thereallieutenantcommanderdata. They were on my computer.
Here lies Frances. She was utterly brilliant in Penny Dreadful.
Here lies Laine. She was a very good mommy.
Here likes Shima. They were so close to the room,
Here lies Cazix. They were in the and and and and and and,
My phone is having a stroke.
Here lies Damu. They are not going to be able to come get back to me but I don’t know if y’all can get them to do anything.
Here lies Jean. She was a little longer than I thought.
Here lies August. They were expecting to get out soon.
Here lies me. She was a little bit of a thing for me to do it again soon and I will be there at least a week or so ago and I was wondering if you could send me a copy of the receipt for the first time in a long time and I don’t want to be a part of the team.
I got carried away.
Here lies Bailey. She was just trying to get to her house.
Epitaph or Obituary. You pick.
Here lies Sam. She was a good idea.
Here lies Sheri. She was like oh fun to see you in the morning
Here lies Kat. She was not a thing all hospitals do anymore.
Here lies Nina. She was a kid is not the same as a period of time to stop and grab a coke please dont reblog this post.
Here lies Larissa. She was a very good handwriting forger and then you can work with it.
They had not been seen together in the museum galleries for quite a while. Monet’s “Women with Umbrellas” are once again side by side in the Impressionist gallery.
AND THEN THEY LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER THE END!!!!
ok every time this post comes by i resist geeking out on it but NO LONGER so these women are probably the same woman and that woman is monet’s wife camille doncieux. he painted her a LOT. but fun fact: monet had this asshole friend named ernest hochede, and ernest racked up some debts, and like an asshole he basically just fled the country, leaving his wife alice and their six kiddos behind. monet immediately got alice and kids to move in with him, camille, and their two kids. at this point, monet, alice, and camille became my favorite probably historic poly threesome. they lived together, taking care of the kids. they were so poor that alice and camille took turns wearing the nice dress so they could go out with monet. when camille got uterine cancer and began dying, alice helped monet cope and took care of things while he painted camille over and over. when camille died, alice is the reason monet was able to survive. when ernest finally died, monet and alice married, and remained married until alice died. at that point, blanche, the oldest daughter, took care of monet until he died. anyway, the point is, the umbrella ladies are probably the same ladies, but as far as i’m concerned, there WAS a historically queer poly family in that household and they were wonderful.
healthy polyamorous: 3 people all in a happy relationship o/
unhealthy polyamorous: joe loves becky and jim. becky is not comfortable sharing joe with jim, but stays quiet anyway.
not a polyamorous: joe has 4 girlfriends. shhhh. they dont know.
THIS
This is important.
Healthy poly can also look like this: Zee is dating Buck. Zee is also dating Jade. Jade and Buck are friends and know Zee is dating both of them, but Buck and Jade are not romantically involved.
I got to see Princess Bride in a movie theater on Wednesday with husband and gf, had a playdate with Master and gf on Friday from which I am pleasantly sore, then last night saw gf’s show The Hunchback of Notre Dame, which made me cry a lot but it was awesome. On top of it all a work thing that I’ve been working on for like 5 years actually came through. Even though I’ve been super busy and not around much, this week was amazing and I wanted to let everyone know!