kyraneko:

marisatomay:

author: sorry I’m jumping on this bandwagon and writing a fic with the same premise as all these other fics

me, has read 500 fics like this one and is prepared to read 500 more: please never apologize for giving the people (me) what they (also me) want

WELL I WOULD READ FIVE HUNDRED FICS

AND I WOULD READ FIVE HUNDRED MORE

JUST TO READ ONE THOUSAND FICS WITH THE SAME

PREMISE AS THE ONES BEFORE

DADA DADA (DADA DADA)

DADA DADA (DADA DADA)

DADADUNdedeledeDUNdedeledeDUN

When I’m reading, well, you know I’m gonna be

I’m gonna be the one who’s reading your AU.

And when I’m finished, well, you know I’m gonna find

I’m gonna find another fic like that one too.

If you write soulmates, well, you know I’m gonna read

I’m gonna read that soulmate fic, that’s what I’ll do.

Then I’ll go back, I’ll go back to AO3

And I will search for soulmate fic the whole night through.

welkinalauda:

goodqueenalys:

goodqueenalys:

goodqueenalys:

goodqueenalys:

goodqueenalys:

When I find my ship in times of trouble,

Fanfic authors come to me,

Speaking words of wisdom: Ao3.

And when some broken-hearted shippers,

Don’t get a canon otp,

There will be an answer: Ao3.

And in my hour of darkness,

The Archive is in front of me,

With the filter set on “Rated E.”

Ao3… Ay oh threeeeee,

Ay oh three… Yeah Ao3,

Why would you pay for porn when fic is free!?

Adding some of my favorite additions to this because omg some of these are seriously pure 24 karat fucking GOLD!

[holds up lighter]

mandalorian-slut:

artemis-the-changeling:

wakeupontheprongssideofthebed:

Coming out as a slave, and imma join the jedi

gotta make qui-gonn proud, because i’m way too old

it was only a sith, how did it end up like this

it was only a sith, it was only a sith

now she woke from her sleep

and i’m catching a cab

but my lead’s up in smoke

and she’s taking a stand

now mace windu is dead

im becoming a sith

and a hood’s on my head

but she’s clutching her neck, now

he takes off his dress, now

“we were bros”

i just got cooked, it’s killing me

i can’t feel my toes…

JEAAALOUSY, turned me into a machine

killing off all the jedi, choking out those who survive

but it’s just the PRICE I PAY, DESTINY IS ALL I SEEK

TAKE AWAY THIS REBEL SPYYY

‘CAUSE I’M MR. DARK SIDE

@letitrainathousandflames if I had to see this, so do You

D E L E T E T H I S

Good Inspector Greg Lestrade

chriscalledmesweetie:

girlwhowearsglasses:

may-shepard:

chriscalledmesweetie:

Sing to the tune of Good King Wenceslas

Good Inspector Greg Lestrade
Went to 2-2-1-B
There he saw something quite odd
That he couldn’t un-see

Brightly shone the moon that night
Though the frost was cruel
When John Watson came in sight
Giggling like a foo-oo-ool

“Sherlock’s flesh is now all mine,”
John proclaimed quite boldly
“And his arse is mighty fine —
Just tight enough to hold me”

“Put some clothes on my good men!”
Greg implored them loudly
“Nope — we’re going to shag again,”
Sherlock told him prou-oud-ly

Greg wished he could bleach his eyes
Of that sight imprinted
It shouldn’t’ve been a surprise
After all they’d hinted

But to see it in his face
Well, with that he struggled
So he turned and fled the place
Where John and Sherlock snu-ug-gled

“Well now that Lestrade is gone
I would like to fuck you,”
So said Sherlock unto John
And he was in luck, too

“Come and take me,” John replied
“Fuck me if you’re able”
Sherlock growled and Sherlock sighed
And bent him o’er the ta-a-ble

The moral of this story is
(If you’re looking for one)
Sherlock’s John’s and John is his
And they’re having more fun

So if you’re on Baker Street
And you hear Greg bitchin’
If you cannot stand the heat
Stay out of their ki-it-chen

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I know I say that each one of these is my favourite, but this one really is my favourite.

I must admit, my favorite too. 😉

Our dear long-suffering DI. The things he has seen…

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