…. Oh, I’m sure you can…
(more Johnlock fanart)
Happy New Year!
Tag: nsfw

There is definitely no maybe about it, feel better I will. 😘💋
sweetesttonguehathsharpesttooth:
the “dick vs cock” discourse @littlecuriousprincess started got me thinking about “pussy vs cunt” etc. I personally prefer saying pussy when being casual but I’m more comfortable with cunt when being sexual. Idk what do you guys think?
Pussy!! I don’t like the way cunt sounds and omg yesss another discourse!!!! 😂😂😂
I say pussy most of the time, but occasionally cunt when it feels right. Cunt is more primal.
hey! I’m all about cunt!
I enjoy word variety and matching exact words to the moment, so I use both.
Cunt is my fav word, possibly in all of English. I also like Cunny, though only when spoken. It looks weird written down. Pussy is fun to say but I don’t usually like it in fic.
Good Inspector Greg Lestrade
Sing to the tune of Good King Wenceslas
Good Inspector Greg Lestrade
Went to 2-2-1-B
There he saw something quite odd
That he couldn’t un-seeBrightly shone the moon that night
Though the frost was cruel
When John Watson came in sight
Giggling like a foo-oo-ool“Sherlock’s flesh is now all mine,”
John proclaimed quite boldly
“And his arse is mighty fine —
Just tight enough to hold me”“Put some clothes on my good men!”
Greg implored them loudly
“Nope — we’re going to shag again,”
Sherlock told him prou-oud-lyGreg wished he could bleach his eyes
Of that sight imprinted
It shouldn’t’ve been a surprise
After all they’d hintedBut to see it in his face
Well, with that he struggled
So he turned and fled the place
Where John and Sherlock snu-ug-gled“Well now that Lestrade is gone
I would like to fuck you,”
So said Sherlock unto John
And he was in luck, too“Come and take me,” John replied
“Fuck me if you’re able”
Sherlock growled and Sherlock sighed
And bent him o’er the ta-a-bleThe moral of this story is
(If you’re looking for one)
Sherlock’s John’s and John is his
And they’re having more funSo if you’re on Baker Street
And you hear Greg bitchin’
If you cannot stand the heat
Stay out of their ki-it-chenTags under the cut
I know I say that each one of these is my favourite, but this one really is my favourite.
I must admit, my favorite too. 😉
Our dear long-suffering DI. The things he has seen…
Seasonal reblog
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Last night I had a dream where I watched a show that was somewhere between a carnival act (in a tent and all) but then there was apart where you could have a more private experience. The performer was dressed sort like a hobo but also had a magic suitcase which would supposedly give you specifically what you needed, whatever that was. And I went out back and into the private performance which was In a little wooden building that was much bigger on the inside. (I think there was a small extra fee but maybe not?). There was the performer and he took his hand away from the open suitcase and his hand was cupped like when you pull water up from a stream. I cupped my hand and he poured the clear liquid into it. “Your drug” he said and I drank it. It was slightly bitter but not bad. Maybe like quinine in tonic water? I figured it was part of the gimmick. Then he rubbed the bulge in his pants and said I have exactly what you need. I should have felt alarmed, but wasn’t. He walked around behind me and when he came back around, he bent towards me and was suddenly Martin Freeman. His coloring had been similar enough to begin with, not that I had noticed it before. I can’t remember what all he said, but it was dirty and hot. He got me on my hands and knees, rucked up me dress and pulled my panties to the side. I couldn’t tell whether he had put a condom on. I thought so, but was lost enough in sensation that it honestly didn’t phase me. He rubbed along my slit and then began pushing into me. He fucked me hard and rough, gripping my hips tightly, pulling my hair, etc. I came shuddering and so did he. He pulled out. When he helped me to my feet and smoothed my dress back in place, he seemed to be the carnival worker again.
WTF brain?













