Cecile Crème Brûlée ?
Joan Cake.
Shit it’s terrible
@the-elegant-walrus @sandraugiga what’s yours? Can’t be worse!
Geraldine Chocolate
My gran hated her name, but I kinda dig it.
I like it? It sounds like you would write cosy small-town romances. People who whimsically buy seaside bookshops and fall in love with someone in a compelling sweater
“Wait! Where are you going! I NEED TO CHART THAT SWEATER, ASSHOLE COME BACK!”
YES! Small town knitter stalking!
As I proceeded to flee the man covered in brightly colored knitwear, who shouted he needed to chart my knitwear, there was a point in which I… confess in my shame and terror… I undressed completly and chucked the sweater in his general direction.
This led to an uncomfortable situation.
I am Hazel Chocolate! (no relation?)
Juliet StrawberryWithNutella
Betty Gummy Bear
I don’t think this works.
No. I survived being named after her once.
However if we go with my grandpa. Thomas Pancake.
This does not sound like a romance novelist. This sounds like a weird scientist. But maybe that’s me projecting because Grandpa’s actual last name is even wilder and he is a weird scientist.
Betty Frosy
I kinda dig that.
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