“So what do you all bring to the team?”
“I can fly.”
“I shoot lasers.”
“I make good life decisions.”
“That’s not really a super –”
“No, trust us, she’s our most important member.”
So many dnd campaigns.
Tag: lol
Decided to bring this one back around. Hope y’all are ready for dessert, etc.
Ahem. So it’s Friday, and that means one thing on this blog. Blacklist Penis Friday and Nsfw if you don’t want any peen/gaysexing/slashy stuff on your dash. Otherwise, enjoy 😉
Lol, just imagine using this lipstick in public, just carrying on your business while people stare in horror…
And that is the beginning of Penis Friday. If you don’t want any peen/slashy /gaysexing stuff on your dash, blacklist Penis Friday and Nsfw. Otherwise, enjoy ;
One of my fav things about Gandalf is, he can & canonically does Full Name hobbits when he’s angry like he’s their mum or something
important follow up Qs:
1) does it frustrate Gandalf that he can’t do this to Bilbo & Frodo with the same impact bcos they don’t have nicknames
2) does he do it to non hobbits
Gandalf, in the distance: ARAGORN SON OF ARATHORN
Aragorn: oh shit I’m in trouble
I think when Gandalf is pissed with Hobbits he reverts to the extremely formal Mister Baggins!
you’ve cracked it, that’s absolutely what he does
you know how mad he is based on how far back into your lineage he goes, consider:
Mild: Meriadoc Brandybuck! (last name only, you’ll probably live)
Mad: ARAGORN SON OF ARATHORN! (now your ancestors are involved, bad)
Murderous: THORIN, SON OF THRÁIN, SON OF THRÓR! (you are maybe about to meet your ancestors, via Gandalf… and not glorious battle)
Benedict Cumberbatch Acting Masterclass (v)
“I’m going to be giving you an acting masterclass on how to fake appreciation for a really shitty present.”
As a DM I would allow this, but only if they do a full ceremony with cake afterwards
My players literally did this though
Already reblogged it with the story!
Can 5 poly people all get married and get +8 AC?
Sometimes fanfiction is a love letter to the original canon, sometimes it’s just that one telegram that says “Fuck you. Strongly worded letter to follow”.
The Good Place is about Chaotic Neutral characters trying to change their alignment but the GM is gonna make them roleplay it out first
Beltainefaerie's Flights of Fancy 