I still think sometimes about the look on John’s face when Sherlock proposed to Janine. It wasn’t one of “wow, Sherlock is more human than I thought” or wingman encouragement and cheer at his best friend potentially settling down. I read a description of it on this website once: devastation. That’s what it was.

beejohnlocked:

love-in-mind-palace:

inevitably-johnlocked:

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John just looks… so happy for Sherlock. Completely normal reaction to your best friend proposing to someone that’s not you.

I am bothered you guys keep making me take these Face Journeys. They hit me in the Feels™ and make me Has a Sad™.

That’s the face of a man losing the ground beneath his feet and dying inside. 

STOP

Ok, I am actually a johnlocker and have been my whole freaking life, but for the sake of idon’tevenknowanymore could this be the face of a man discovering that the man he loves his best friend has so little regard for people and their feelings that he is fake proposing just because of a case. I know I’d be horrified if a close friend was manipulating people like this and it might make me question all their motivations with me. Could that be the source of devastation?

Lucky – beltainefaerie – Sherlock (TV) [Archive of Our Own]

Chapters: 2/2
Fandom: Sherlock (TV)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
Characters: Sherlock Holmes, John Watson
Additional Tags: amateur porn, watching porn, John Watson Has a Large Cock, Blow Job, Deepthroating, Hand Job, Sherlock is a bit of a size queen, Masturbation, Miscommunication
Summary:

Sherlock goes searching for some specific porn based on what he’s deduced about John and gets far, far more than he bargained for.

Lucky – beltainefaerie – Sherlock (TV) [Archive of Our Own]

Lucky

Rating: Explicit

Relationships: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson<br />Characters: Sherlock Holmes, John Watson

Additional Tags: amateur porn, watching porn, John Watson Has a Large Cock, Blow Job, Deepthroating, Hand Job, Sherlock is a bit of a size queen, Masturbation, Miscommunication

Summary: Sherlock goes searching for some specific porn based on what he’s deduced about John and gets far, far more than he bargained for.

watsonshoneybee:

“Mm. Here, open this. You know I can always predict the fortune cookies.”
[laughing] “No you can’t.”
“No, I really can. Look. I already know what this one will say.”
“Yeah? What will it say?”
“It will say, John Watson, you are the absolute love of my life and I want to spend the rest of forever with you.”
“Tall order for a fortune cookie. Don’t they usually say things like, you will be lucky in business, or, listen to your own wisdom, or bollocks like that?”
“Usually, but this is a good one. Open it.”
“All right, all right, I’m opening it.”
“…John?”
“Sh–Sherlock.”
“What do you think?”
[tearing up] “Sherlock, you absolute loon. How the heck did you get a fortune cookie that says this?”
“The internet. What do you think, John? Will you?”
“Yes, god yes, Sherlock, I–I love you, of course I want to marry you–come here.”