jumpingjacktrash:

the-rain-monster:

the-real-seebs:

So, Chris Hemsworth is in Ghostbusters, and Thor wasn’t in Civil War.

The character played by Chris Hemsworth in Ghostbusters:

  • Is abnormally handsome.
  • Does not know how telephones work.
  • Also doesn’t know how saxophones work, or what doctors do.
  • Seeks to spend time hanging around with human female scientists.
  • Doesn’t actually need glasses.
  • Never ends up actually injured by anything that happens.

I’m just sayin’, man.

Headcanon hit me so hard I fell over.

  • has a weird and messy reaction to coffee

redporkpadthai:

peachville1982:

christa613:

wheeloffortune-design:

After Bitty comes out to his parents, Coach goes on the internet to do some research and update The Talk to his son.

Bitty: But Coach, I’m twenty-

Coach: Listen, son, I had to go through a lot of information I’d rather not have known and learned a lot of things people can do to each other so I don’t care how awkward you feel, you WILL sit and listen to the gay safe sex talk. 

I’m afraid Coach’s “talk” would end up as a diagram on a chalkboard with X’s, O’s, and arrows like a football play 😂

Yep. There’s definitely a whiteboard with sexual plays.

Did I spell enthusiastic correctly?