Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
Rated E
3900 words“Give me one good reason why I shouldn’t take him up on his offer.”
Their gazes locked, both of them breathing hard through their anger. And something changed in John’s expression.
“Because I’m making you a better one,” he said, low and firm.
Summary: An old one-night stand of Sherlock’s shows up at Baker Street one day, a sassy Scottish fellow who bears more than a passing resemblance to John Watson. John goes into full jealous trash mode. (You do NOT need to have seen WTF for this to be enjoyable, promise!)
Tags: Not truly a crossover fic, Iain MacKelpie has a brief cameo, Jealous John, First Kiss, First Time, Love Confessions, Anal Sex, Blow Jobs, Dirty Talk (a bit), Iain MacKelpie’s filthy language, Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, John is utter jealous trash, Crack, Is this crack? I don’t know anymore
Author Note: I didn’t intend to write this, but I read One Night in Karachi by unknownsister, in which a pining Sherlock has a one-night stand with Iain MacKelpie (Martin Freeman’s character from WTF), and immediately messaged the author on twitter to beg for permission to write this. It took over my brain. It was SCREAMING for Jealous!John. You don’t have to have read that fic for this one to make sense, but you should anyway because it’s great.
You absolutely do NOT need to have seen WTF to understand this fic. It just provides the character of Iain, who makes a brief appearance and is completely self-explanatory. In fact, the movie is pretty horrible racist garbage, but you can see all of Martin’s scenes cut together on youtube. Do yourself a favor. It’s worth it.
The beautiful @kimbiablue wrote a companion fic to this one inspired by my cracky ending, which you absolutely MUST read when you finish this one! CLICK HERE AND READ IT, DO IT NOWWWW. Thank you to kimbiablue and @beejohnlocked for the beta!
YES!!!!!!! I *love* One Night In Karachi, and am OVERJOYED that lovely and talented Lilo decided to write a sequel to @unknownsister’s SCORCHING hot fic! AND a companion piece by @kimbiablue?!! AN EMBARRASSMENT OF RICHES ❤ @fortheloveofjawn and @wildegay have you seen this shit?
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