glumshoe:

the six types of gay songs

1. the song is explicitly about romantic love between two people of the same gender
2. the song does not contain explicitly gay lyrics, but is performed by a gay artist
3. the song is not sung by a gay artist, but the singer is of the same gender as the subject of the song and does not change the pronouns
4. the song is supposed to be about straight people but if you squint, the narrator is clearly in love with Jolene herself, come on
5. the song itself is ambiguous but the music video was extremely homoerotic
6. neither the lyrics nor the singer are gay but like, it’s just really catchy…