We have one friend like this. We stopped giving him advice because he would come to us as if to gain wisdom from the 30 year olds who had already gone through their bullshit 20s. Then he’d immediately go do whatever it was he wanted to do anyway. This is exactly the face I made. Every time.

susiephone:

i am a:

⚪️ man
🔘 woman
⚪️ other

looking for:

⚪️ men
⚪️ women
🔘 a socially awkward millionaire who’s bad at confessing feelings but will run out into the rain and walk dramatically across a field and make impassioned speeches for me