my housemate was joking about me having an affair with someone, but she got stuck on a gender-neutral word for mistress/master and said mattress
Tag: @empiresprincess

We have one friend like this. We stopped giving him advice because he would come to us as if to gain wisdom from the 30 year olds who had already gone through their bullshit 20s. Then he’d immediately go do whatever it was he wanted to do anyway. This is exactly the face I made. Every time.
Mystère à la Tour Eiffel
I dont know what this is but I want to be on it.
Mystère à la Tour Eiffel: The French Lesbian Eiffel Tower Murder Mystery Period Costume Drama of Color in Which ZERO Lesbians Die that You’ve Been Waiting For
ZERO LESBIANS DIE??
I need it.
i am a:
⚪️ man
🔘 woman
⚪️ otherlooking for:
⚪️ men
⚪️ women
🔘 a socially awkward millionaire who’s bad at confessing feelings but will run out into the rain and walk dramatically across a field and make impassioned speeches for me

















