tiger-in-the-flightdeck:

Needle Felted Shoulder Dragon Giveaway!

This little cutie was my practice piece to get used to needle felting. She’s ultra light weight, being made of wool with polyester wings over an aluminium frame. The frame makes her adjustable so she can sit, stand, curl up, or rest comfortably on your shoulder with her long tail around your neck for balance. And, she could be yours!

Because she was a practice piece, I wanted to share her with someone. So, here are the rules

To win this dragon companion:

  • You must be following me @tigerintheflightdeck
  • Absolutely NO giveaway blogs. I will check
  • Reblogs and likes both count as an entry, but don’t spam your followers
  • Patreon supporters get an extra entry
  • This post must reach 100 notes
  • Giveaway deadline is 11:59 pm est, September 30th
  • Winner must have messenger or inbox open, and will have 24 hours to respond before I draw again
  • If this reaches 1000 notes or more, I’ll try to add a second place prize.

If you become a patron, not only will you gain an extra entry to this giveaway, you’ll also have access to the tutorial to make one of your own, so be sure to check me out on Patreon.

sherlockppu:

FAN ART CONTEST!

Post your original Furtive Festivity fan art to any social media and be sure to tag us!

The person with the most likes on their original post will receive a Furtive Festivity poster and DVD. As a crew, we’ll also be selecting our top three favorites to win posters! Contest ends July 31st.

Here’s an entry from Tia Fowles!

Cuddles and a First Kiss – janto321 (FaceofMer) – Sherlock Holmes – Arthur Conan Doyle [Archive of Our Own]

merindab:

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Sherlock Holmes – Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
Additional Tags: Sharing a Bed, Huddling For Warmth, Cuddling & Snuggling, First Kiss, Developing Relationship
Summary:

On a cold stormy night, it’s only natural to keep close for warmth


for the #always1895 challenge of cuddles

Cuddles and a First Kiss – janto321 (FaceofMer) – Sherlock Holmes – Arthur Conan Doyle [Archive of Our Own]

Guys, let me tell you about Under Armour 6″ Inseam Boxerjocks.

anotherwellkeptsecret:

Attention vagina bearers. These boxerjocks are better than a 50K fanfiction with all the right tags. Why? I’ll tell you why. You know those women’s boy shorts trying to pass themselves off as boxers, but end up bunching up under your clothes, visible as all hell, and somehow manage to wedge themselves firmly in the crack Mt. Doom more so than regular panties? If this is what women’s boy shorts are trying to be, I pity the fool who attempted–and failed–to replicate even a percentage of the comfort of effin’ Under Armour Boxerjocks. 

They don’t move. They actually stay put. I’m not digging at my ass while I’m at work because walking around, bending down, *gasp* DOESN’T SHIFT THESE FUCKERS. They’re not cutting off my circulation, no. They’re light, soft, and BREATHABLE.

That’s right. Breathable. As soon as I put these on my Suzie Q was like:

Look. I’m the type that prefers full coverage. G-strings, thongs, tangas, and bikinis just don’t cut it for me. I’m constantly battling my underwear, pulling down the right side of my panties only to have my left butt cheek make a break for it and the tug of war continues until the last syllable of recorded time. Not to mention, my Pikachu feels like it’s been gagged and bound and frankly, I just want to live my best life, which shouldn’t include suffocating my panty hamster.

No visible panty line!

Literally Sir Budge-A-Nots. Slightly baggy in the crotch area (as expected), but it’s not noticeable visually (clothed) or tangibly. 

Under Armour can be expensive. I have yet to experiment with other brands, but I wanted to share my findings. Go forth and treat your whisker biscuit to some (imo) proper underwear. 

withoutaconscienceorafilter:

batneko:

cinderella marries the prince

and it’s… fine. The prince is great! They’re in love, he’s very sweet and passionate, writing her poems and songs, giving her anything she wants. The time she spends with her husband is great.

but cinderella is not royalty, her family was noble but she never spent time in those circles. She’s used to being busy, she’s used to cooking and cleaning and mending. There are hours, days, where she has nothing to do.

time passes. cinderella learns the fancy lady type of needlework. Learns to ride horses. Reads a lot.

as is normal for royalty at the time, they travel and are hosted by nobles or stay at castles owned by the king. But even that variety begins to become routine. The prince is distracted, there’s a lot of young women living and working on their route. Daughters of nobles. Younger and prettier with soft hands that have never done a day’s work.

cinderella needs something to spend her time on, and there’s a part of her thinking a couple-only trip might get her husband’s attention again, so she suggests making an old castle that’s fallen into disrepair their “project.” It was built in the time when castles were made to be defensible, so it’s quite sturdy, but it’s overgrown and secluded. The prince doesn’t know why his family stopped living there either. A hundred years ago it was their summer home.

so they go. And they work. And for a while it’s great! But when they leave for winter cinderella’s husband forgets her once again. cinderella resolves to make the best of her life and stop worrying about a man who has gotten what he wanted from her.

summer comes again and this time cinderella goes alone to the old castle (minus staff, of course, but cinderella manages to narrow it down to only repair workers and one maid). She can cook and clean and mend again, but this time it’s her own choice. She is happy.

this summer they make more progress on repairs. The workers say that most of it can be salvaged, except one tower that’s been completely overgrown with vines and briars. It will have to come down, eventually, but for now it can be safely ignored.

cinderella has more free time now. The old castle has a surprisingly untouched library, though time and moisture have damaged many of the books. Behind a collection of greek poetry cinderella finds an old diary. Very old, in fact, at least a hundred years. It’s rude to read a diary, of course, but whoever wrote this is long dead, and cinderella is bored, so…

from the description of activities the author looks to have been nobility. Maybe even a princess. She’s sensitive and sweet and smarter than she seems to realize. If circumstances had been different cinderella wishes they could have been friends…

after the summer ends cinderella returns to her husband. He’s spending a lot of time with a young musician and cinderella can’t even work up the energy to care. She does some research about the castle and the family she’s married into, finds out the name of the princess who wrote the diary.

aurora. Cursed and forgotten. She died young, they say, in a plague that also took out the castle staff and her own parents. Luckily they avoided a succession crisis, but not so lucky for the dead.

time passes. cinderella goes to the old castle again and again, even out of season. Soon enough all that remains to be done is the old tower, and the builders say they should tear it down and fill the gaps before it gets cold.

one night cinderella is restless. The princess from the diary had been fond of that tower, and cinderella is far more attached to a dead woman than she ought to be. She gets out of bed, reads by candlelight, and finally goes to walk the empty halls.

she finds herself going to the tower. Pushing past the vines that don’t seem so troublesome really. They almost part before her. The stairs are perfectly intact, the door at the top is already cracked open. As if she should have done this years ago, cinderella steps into aurora’s bedroom.

she’s as beautiful as the stories say. And sitting under her hands, crossed across her stomach as it rises and falls, is a book of greek poetry.


years later, people will tell the story of cinderella as a cautionary one. Don’t seek above your station. Don’t marry for prestige. After all, a girl who grew up as a servant once married the crown prince, and disappeared after only three years. She ran away, they say, she couldn’t handle the lifestyle.

two old women who run a bookshop together agree with the lesson. Marrying for the wrong reasons never ends well. It’s best to wait for someone you have things in common with, shared interests.

or, failing that, the more linguistic of the two says, wait a decade or ten for someone to fall in love with you from your diary.

her partner laughs and hits her with the socks she is mending.