ok but why does captain america have a fitness challenge and why is it still being shown in schools. he took experimental super steroids and is currently an international fugitive
#‘I did a bunch of drugs and now I can bench press a helicopter’ [via @latexturadejabba]
If we’re all being honest with ourselves, a public school having an outdated educational video featuring a celebrity with dubious legal standing is the most accurate thing in any of the Marvel movies.
Tag: captain america
Okay, so because THIS FUCKING BULLSHIT happened, a bunch of people are donating money to the US Holocaust Memorial here.
If you don’t get why Captain America being secretly a Nazi-affiliate or out-right Nazi is a big deal, please read about it here, because Jessica Plummer articulates it far better than I ever could.
The suggested donation is $3.99, or the price of the comic. If you buy, consider posting a screen-cap of your receipt (with your info blacked out of course) and tag @marvelentertainment to show them what you think of this “new spin” on Captain America.
For those who don’t have the cash to send, also consider emailing Marvel’s feedback email for the Marvel Heroes comics:
mheroes@marvel.com
Also consider tagging @roachpatrol because she’s the source of the idea to donate specifically to the Holocaust Memorial.
HEY NICK SPENCER’S UP TO EVEN MORE BULLSHIT SO LET’S SEND THIS AROUND AGAIN.
if you feel up to making a larger donation than 3.99, the hebrew word ‘chai’, life, is numerically equivalent to 18 and giving gifts in that amount or multiples therof is a traditional wish for the recipient to have a good, long life.



