
New comic about how my brain works
wow this is too real
Andy Serkis reading Trump tweets as Gollum is pure genius.
I cannot breeeeeeeeeeeeeathe!
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LMFAO!!!!! HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
What a time to be alive!! I love that he got into full gollum mode and crouched in the chair.
âWhat is covfefe, precious?âÂ
I donât know all the reasons why I like dark things, and I donât think I need to know them all, but⊠I was just looking at the blog of that person who said I âdehumanize and fetishizeâ gay men, and I saw that he was quite young (15) and his blog was all full of pastel colors and references to his mental illness and something dawned on me that I hadnât thought about in a Tumblr context at all.
Part of my PTSD is about experiences I had in hospitals, and because of that one of my triggers is⊠not pastels, all by themselves, but like⊠have you ever stayed in a hospital as a kid? And everything is covered in soothing soft colors and all the nurses wear scrubs with like⊠cute animal drawings on them and everyone talks in a sing-song voice and reassures you things wonât hurt when they OBVIOUSLY will and youâd rather they tell the truth, accept that you have good reasons to be scared, and get it the hell overwith?
Yeah, I think I just figured out why those kidsâ blogs give me a weird tingly feeling of creeping dread.
And I think I figured out, also, where my intense leeriness of âsafe spacesâ and trigger warnings comes from tooâeven though as a person with PTSD Iâm supposed to want them.
Itâs because in my experience, people who were trying to make me feel safe were LYING. They were lying because it was in their interestâin mine, too, but in theirsâfor me to feel calm and soothed. For me not to feel despair, or anger, or blind screaming rage.
âŠIs it any wonder I like the stories where the people with the knives and the cruel smiles and the mind games are blatant about it? Or that I might want a few knives of my own, even though I have no desire to hurt anyone who isnât going to get off on it?
I donât want those kids to not need safety.
I want them to stop pretending safety looks the same for everyone.
Yes, this.
When people tell me âYouâre safe,â I donât think of Helpful Adult saving me from the monsters under the bed. I think of my teachers, saying the people who hurt me would never do such a thing, and I should stop lying because I was perfectly safe. I think of the people who used to hug me until my lungs wouldnât fill and my ribs creaked, and got away without a whisper of a reprimand. Because they were pretty and soft, and I was cold and harsh.
Thatâs not safe, to me. Thatâs the most dangerous place in the world, because the people who live there will do anything- anything at all- if it means they donât have to acknowledge how nasty their walled garden has really gotten. Because if I defend myself, they canât pretend anymore. And they sure as hell wonât defend me.
THIS.
season 1:
john has a blog, doesnt know what to write in it, finds his life boring until he meets sherlock. starts writing blog posts about his life with sherlock and the first case they have, a study in pink, john already redacts names from people working on the case, showing us already the difference between what we see in the show and what is presented as an official version of the case
moriarty who already knew about sherlock thanks to his website, gets more infos on sherlock thanks to johnâs blog: sherlock already criticizes johnâs blog for the way he writes about him (the great game), moriarty uses clues from johnâs blog to get sherlock in the game
season 2:
sherlock gets more and more famous thanks to johnâs blog: johnâs blog become a real part of their jobs and twice in this season someone compliments john on his writing of a particular case: the aluminum crutch, a case about a man killing himself by accident while acting on stage, we also can see already how john distorts reality just by writing about The Woman. we also see more cases that arenât truly talked about on the show or just referenced, full of subtext and codes. we also get multiple references to what is the truth, who is sherlock who is moriarty, the lie behind reichenbach fall and the destruction of sherlockâs reputation: a big lie wrapped up in truth
season 3:
season 3 starts with the presentation of multiple versions of the same story: the empty hearse gives us three theories about how sherlock survived, what sherlock accepts to tell us about it, we also have mary reading an excerpt of johnâs blog that we never have heard before. johnâs blog becomes active again, full of longing and again distortions of truth (the stag night???), tsot is about johnâs blog and the story of sherlock and john seen through johnâs blog and sherlockâs own memories: again we can see the difference between what is written from johnâs pov and what sherlock tells us.
the main villain of this season is magnussen, controlling the media, publishing whatever he wants to pursue his own goals. we see how it doesnt matter to him if what heâs published is untrue, just the action of publishing it makes it true for the public.
tab:
johnâs blog or should we say watsonâs stories are part of the official narrative: sherlock in his drug mind palace is aware that what johnâs writing is just an official version of the story, a public persona for sherlock that is not the truth, this episode finally makes a point of telling everyone that johnâs blog is not telling the truth: itâs just something sold to the readers/audience
season 4:
finally johnâs blog is the show. when before we had the line between reality and fiction, when before we could as the audience tell exactly where was the lie between what john wanted to present as the truth and what he experienced, now we have no idea: the blog has officially announced it wouldnât be updated anymore (by the BBC) and gave a link to the actual show: the blog tells us that for more content of its nature, we had to watch the show. the promotion for season 4 was all about lie and distortion of the truth, from glitches during the relentless promo videos (an entire month before it premiered): all the videos we got from all the main characters were, in my opinion, a presentation of johnâs version of these characters, hence the video glitches for each of them.
me (cleaning up): holds knife
intrusive thoughts: what if-
me: ok edgelord we get it what if i slit my wrists right now can we please just focus
Additionally;
me: *waiting for the subway*
intrusive thoughts: what if you jumped
me: it would cause a four hour delay while they pick your body parts out of the rails you fucking prick, can we please for once get on public transit without going through thisAlso;
Me: *walking along a busy road*
intrusive thoughts: What if you just fell over in front of this truck?
Me: It would back up traffic all fucking night and probably hurt a lot of people you prick.Gosh. I never have thoughts like this
didnt ask but that sounds nice
Me: *walking down the stairs*
Intrusive Thought: I could throw myself down these flight of stairs and leave more time for everyone else!
Me: Or you end up with a broken wrist and sprain ankle you dickhead keep walkingMe: *driving on a bridge*
Intrusive thoughts: I could just drive straight into that lake and finish it right now.
Me: You asshole, this is a new car. Just fucking keep going like everyone else you prick.oh my god,^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
I needed this
Me: *standing at a lookout* Itâs so beautiful hereâŠ
Intrusive thoughts: yeah, look at that view, you could just step out into it and youâd probably never feel the impact when you hit the ground 20m belowâŠ
Me: Bitch, donât ruin the view for everyone else. Fucksake.
Me: *doing literally nothing*
Intrusive thoughts: What if-
Me: Canât you just shut the fuck up and chill for once? God damn
Me: *doing dishes after cooking*
Intrusive thoughts: That meat thermometer is lookinâ mighty sharp, what if you just slammed your-
Me: It would emotionally destroy the people I care about and Iâm not about to let that happen, Iâm not a fuckinâ pork roast and I ainât done yet, jESUSÂ just let me do the dishes in peace.
In other news the federal government is screwing over volunteers who save lives and prevent greater destruction from forest fires ⊠you know right in forest fire season where itâs fucking critical,
Theyâre trying to play it like this is how itâs always been, that the federal government just doesnât give the state money to pay firefighters, and that the state should foot the bill ⊠and like having lived in southern oregon, (which yes i know isnât california but we have a similar forest fire situation), ⊠uh the forest service absolutely pay volunteer firefighters.Â
the vast majority of our firefighters out there are volunteers, because the work is so seasonal, we need far more firefighters in the dry seasons than we do in the winter, so of course thereâre a lot of firefighters who are volunteers for when the season gets bad.
theyâre trying to say that they canât legally pay volunteers when thatâs literally not been the case since iâve been alive, theyâre just making up bullshit and itâs going to get a lot of people killed and a lot of land and homes destroyed.Â
I hope rich people know this is going to impact them too, their businesses will burn down, if we donât have volunteers fighting these fires everyone is going to suffer.
And the worst part about this is, theyâre probably going to turn to prison labor if this gets bad enough instead of just paying the fucking firefighters. theyâre not above using inmates to put their lives on the line to fight fires, so itâs just going to hurt the most vulnerable of people.
I donât think the rest of the country really understands how bad fire season is when they donât live in a place where thereâs enough open land to really get going. Where I live (Southern Oregon), there have been years where literally the smoke is like weeks-long fogs. Imagine having asthma, living where the smoke just lingers- itâs inside, itâs outside, thereâs no getting away from it.
Itâs more than just fighting fires, there are reasons why theyâre so bad (improper forest management, fire suppression), but firefighters are just a liiiiiitttle important.
Yeah I remember during the biscuit fire there being air quality warnings for most of the fucking year, that straight up shortened the lives of people who were forced to work outside due to their jobs, etc. And THAT FOREST FIRE TOO was worsened by federal government fuckery. (8
we straight up need our volunteers out there, thereâs no possible way we could staff enough firefighters to fight some of these fires, volunteers are an absolute necessity to our survival out there. and to not pay them? fucking disgusting.
California to feds: Pay $18M fire debt or we’ll watch it burn
I was going to make key lime pie, and the shop on the corner had limes on sale for ten cents each. So I bought two dozen of them. When I got home, several things occurred to me.
- I donât know how to make key lime pie.
- I donât have any other ingredients to make key lime pie.
- I now have two dozen limes staring from the top of me fridge. Judging me. Judging me for not turning them into anything.
- Limes are kinda delicious in water.
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@charas-sins Heeey you stopped by my table in artist alley but you were out of costume! I remembered you showed me this on your phone. It looks incredible!!!
8 months later, the nationâs top cyberbullying experts still havenât heard from Melania Trump
- Eight months ago Melania Trump announced she would take on cyberbullying as first lady of the United States.
- Today, some of the nationâs most prominent anti-cyberbullying experts told Mic that neither they nor any of their colleagues in the field had been contacted by Trump or anyone from her staff.
- âItâs one of the many mysteries of the 2016 presidential campaign,â Larry Magid, CEO of ConnectSafely, âWhy she chose to put herself in a position where she is taking on the very issue that her husband is so publicly guilty of is just bizarre.â
- After her stated commitment, Magid told Mic he reached out directly to Trump to work with her on how she could be an effective combatant of cyberbullying. However, he said he heard no response from either the first lady or anyone from her office. Read more (7/7/17)
Nobody could have predicted this.
Iâve been dealing with a pretty frightening medical issue recently, so Iâm not surprised it slipped my mind that my birthday is coming up in a few weeks. If youâve been following me for more than a year, you might recall that my birthday is not a good time for me, and with this health problem, thatâs more true than ever. So, this year? Iâm going to be utterly shameless!
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