nonbinarypastels:

don’t forget that february 15th is reduced valentine’s candy day. this holiday only happens once a year and if you miss it you have to wait until november 1st (reduced halloween candy day) to wrack down on cheap, noisily decorated candy. get ur chocolate. get ur sweethearts. get u some teddy bears and heart-shaped decorations while ur at it. treat yourself!! 😍🍫

no one is where I expect them to be

all my pieces have shifted.

My household moves in burst and stops

  two

    steps

       forward

      three

     steps

back

        four

           steps

            forward

           one

        step

  back

always moving but somehow standing still 

I am queen of nothing and no one

I am a servant only to the wind and

to the echoing chamber of my own heart 

if I stand still I will die

if I keep moving I will be devoured

everything and nothing

nibbling away bit by bit

until

nothing

is

left

my voice is raw as if I have been shouting

but I’ve been silent for hours

bane-of-technology:

bigmouthlass:

sarapsys:

streetlifemanifesto:

Don’t trust morning you. Morning you is a dick. Morning you would sell your loved ones if it got them 5 minutes of extra sleep

maybe morning me wouldn’t be such a dick if that flaky bitch evening me had gone to bed instead of tumblring til butts oclock int he morning

Well evening me might have fallen asleep at a reasonable hour if that dumbass afternoon me hadn’t lain down for a “little nap” that lasted four hours.

California Geographic Breakdown by Famous Places

heywriters:

Norcal: Napa, Mt. Shasta, Lake Tahoe

Central: San Francisco, Oakland, Monterey, Silicon Valley, Yosemite, San Jose, Santa Cruz, Berkeley

Socal: Hollywood, Beverly Hills, Los Angeles, Disneyland, Universal Studios,

Long Beach, San Diego, Palm Springs, Malibu, Coachella

Hey did the person who wrote this ever speak to anyone from CA? Silicon Valley is basically San Jose. The only Central CA thing you listed was Yosemite. Fresno, Paso Robles (which has a lovely wine country), and Bakersfied are central. All the other “central” things listed are still Northern CA, and most of them are specifically near the Bay area of Northern CA. 

madlori:

iwantthatbelstaffanditsoccupant:

whogrooveson:

harry-watson:

thegreatbritishtrainwreck:

wurwurz:

When a tutorial fails to show what it was meant to.

The photoshopped Thunderbirds on the right is supposed to be an upgraded version of Benedict. The video claims that Benedict’s flaws have been fixed up to make him “more handsomme/attractive”…

Dear morphing-maker, Benedict’s PERFECT IMPERFECTIONS make him beautiful and attractive. I see perfection where you see flaws and I see flaws where you see perfection. The proportions you gave turned Benedict into a cliché of a human being, the Ken of Barbie, the Prince Charming in a Disney movie. I feel no physical attraction for men who look -if only a little- like the right-sided version. Your surreal creation has no charisma and no beauty.

Watch the failed transformation here.

What a boring face on the right!  That looks like more than a few interchangeable so called handsome actors.  Leave Benedict’s handsome face alone, you evil Photoshoppers!

That just looks so wrong…

This is fascinating.
He’d have to change his name to Chris.

We already have a James Marsden, we don’t need another one

brainstatic:

Tired of your baby girl being seen as a genderless imp? Afraid strangers might not recognize your sexless proto-human as the soft femme heartbreaker she is? Well now you can glue some shit on her head! That’s right, just glue some gender conformity right onto her unclosed fontanelle! Say goodbye to awkwardly explaining that no, despite her bald head, your androgynous poop machine is actually a demure coquette! Glue your fucking baby today!