“I Need A Dom”

empiresprincess:

scrumptiousangst:

instructor144:

thestoryofaslut:

danipup:

instructor144:

So this happened in my Inbox the other day …

“I need a Dom. Are you available?”

Me: “You sound like someone working through the Yellow Pages looking for a plumber.”

Here’s the deal, ladies. That kind of behavior is the sub equivalent of “Here’s a picture of my dick, kneel and call me Daddy!” This is not good. It says several things:

I need “a Dom,” not an individual, not a person, just someone to serve a “function.”

I am a fucked up mess, and I need you to fix me.

I have zero social skills.

I have zero self-respect.

Is this really the first impression you want to make on someone?

I spend a lot of time dope-slapping wannabe “Doms” for their clueless antics. But once in awhile, the wannabe “subs” out there need a whack upside the head as well. This would be one of those times.

preach.

For a lot of Dominants, they are not looking for ‘the perfect submissive’.  They aren’t looking for someone to obey every sexual whim and then be put in a closet somewhere between uses.  What does the submissive bring to the relationship?

“Oh, well, i’m good at obeying…”

Anything else?  Do you have creative skills?  Can you cook?  Do you have a hobby?  Friends?  What kind of music do you like?  Do you play RPGs or video games?  If so, what kind?

“uh… well… i can serve you…”

Ok, fine, you want to go there?  How would you serve me?

“i can do sex and stuff, and i’ll always obey you-”

Yeah, we covered that.  What do you have experience with?  What are your likes and dislikes? What are your limits?  What will you not do?

“i’ll do anything you tell me to do…”

So you’re a Stephenie Meyer character.  Utterly boring, one-dimensional, pointless, and not worth the time.  You aren’t a submissive, you’re acting out the Def Comedy Jam platonic ideal of a submissive.  Go do some actual research into what D/s actually is, and then message again when you’re actually over the age of consent.

And maybe i’m being a little harsh, i’m sure there are some Dom/mes out there looking for subs like this.  But for a lot of us, D/s is a ‘relationship’.  They are looking for a partner, not a cardboard cutout.  So when you get asked questions like this, it’s to determine compatibility.  And if you can’t answer them, then you aren’t compatible.  

i and my Master are more than just our D/s relationship.  i paint miniatures, i write, i run this blog, i play video games, tabletop games, pen-and-paper RPGs, i cook, and i read a fair amount of fanfic.  i can also swear in four languages.  Master plays video games, likes Warhammer… you get the point.  We are more than Dom and sub, Master and pet, we are people.

Be a person.

Reblogging for this outstanding reblog comment! All it lacks is a solid ~mic drop at the end.

*sub drop* ooooops. *aftercare*

thi is like the plot to the first marketplace book

missdaviswrites:

iwantthatbelstaffanditsoccupant:

chriscalledmesweetie:

chriscalledmesweetie:

lockedinjohnlock-podfics:

itsnotgonnareaditselfpeople:

missdaviswrites:

It’s nine o’clock on a Saturday

I’m sitting here tryna write fic

There’s an old dog sitting next to me

Making it hard to type with her licks

The words, they just won’t come easy

The effort is pursing my lips

It’s sad, and it’s sweet, I wish I could complete

All of my ongoing WIPs

Write us a fic, whether long or short
Write us a fic tonight
‘Cause l we’re all in the mood for some Johnlock now
And you’ve got us feeling alright

Now John and his Sherlock are cuddling
There’s only one bed, you know
But they won’t be too quick to see each other’s dicks
‘Cause the burn it has got to be slow

Well the sexual tension is killing us
And the misunderstandings are dire
But we’re sure that they could be compatible
If they’d only light true love’s fire

Oh, la la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dum

It’s a pretty good hit count, for a Saturday
And the kudos they give me a smile
‘Cause I know that it’s me they’ve been comin’ to read
To forget about life for a while
And the podfics, they sound like a carnival
And the pub scenes they smell like a beer
And we read in our car and reblog from afar
And say, “Man, I just love bein’ here!”

@itsnotgonnareaditselfpeople I apologize for your dog’s loss of innocence.