rrdcooc:

heynowayimgay:

straight-outta-halloweentown:

As someone who headcanons Harry Potter to be of Indian descent it pleases me to think that his name is actually Hari, and that Aunt Petunia just Anglicized it because foreigners.

According to the interwebs, ‘Hari’ is a Sanskrit name meaning… Lion.

So yeah. Hari the mixed race savior of the Wizarding World.

Brown Hindu person here:

Hari is actually another name for Vishnu one of the three main gods in Hinduism. His job is protection. And he often comes down to Earth in different forms to save the world when the balance of good and evil is slipping.

Hari Puther, incarnation of Vishnu, protector of fucking everyone.

This is beautiful, and gives the whole thing new context. I love it.

vrepitzza:

redacted-metallum:

redacted-metallum:

Did I ever tell yall about the time I had a really vivid dream that I overheard some dudebros talking about sucking dick and one of them said “I’d suck a dick” and his bros were like “but bro you’re straight” and the response was “It doesn’t have to be a guy’s dick. Don’t be a transphobe, Chad” because I just remembered the phrase “Don’t be a transphobe, Chad” and now I’m laughing

I’m reblogging this because I just remembered “don’t be a transphobe, chad” again

The Holy Trinity: 

Don’t be a transphobe, Chad, 
People are gay, steven 
and they’re lesbians, harold

jumpingjacktrash:

the-rain-monster:

the-real-seebs:

So, Chris Hemsworth is in Ghostbusters, and Thor wasn’t in Civil War.

The character played by Chris Hemsworth in Ghostbusters:

  • Is abnormally handsome.
  • Does not know how telephones work.
  • Also doesn’t know how saxophones work, or what doctors do.
  • Seeks to spend time hanging around with human female scientists.
  • Doesn’t actually need glasses.
  • Never ends up actually injured by anything that happens.

I’m just sayin’, man.

Headcanon hit me so hard I fell over.

  • has a weird and messy reaction to coffee