olofahere:

polythought:

theconcealedweapon:

If you insist on telling bisexual people that “bi means two”, then don’t ever use the word “myriad” to refer to any amount other than 10,000.

Also, don’t ever use the word “quarantine” to refer to any period of time other than 40 days.

Or “decimate” to mean anything other than “destroy ten percent of something.”

And if you say “back in a minute” you’d better have your ass back here in 60 fucking seconds on the dot.