If someone wants to understand my mental state right now, I can only say this: I have been holding a hardback nearly 600 page novel that I really want to finish, scrolling through Facebook and Tumblr randomly, and desperately longing for a bowl of cocoa puffs (which I own and I have the milk), for about the last two hours. I have not read the book and have barely even glanced at it. I have not gotten the cereal. I have barely even interacted with the posts I’ve scrolled by. 

wtf