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Noodles

[ID: Tweet by Elliot Gregory @ElliotNGregory: 

So I’m at Walmart returning 37 pool noodles (because youth ministry) & rather than explaining the whole story of why I’m a grown man returning 37 pool noodles; when asked “Reason for return?” I just said: “The shopping list said noodles, but not what kind… boy was my wife mad.”]