Image description: on the left, an Amazon review of a dildo, saying “It has become my cockatiel’s favorite perch in the shower and it will stick to any flat surface. It’s a bit small for me, but I guess it’s my bird’s dildo now.” On the right, a close-up of a very happy cockatiel (!) standing on a pink dildo.
Beltainefaerie's Flights of Fancy 