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I crocheted myself a pair of socks. 

They are slightly misshapen and lopsided because I followed my standard MO of “Fuckit do the thing PATTERN WHAT PATTERN HAHAHAHA” but I am very proud of them. 

Another crocheter who tells the yarn “Fuck you! I’ll MAKE it work!” in da house! *high five*

My crocheting process; 

1. Start chaining

2. ????????? IDK man stuff happens

3. FUCK (Rips out row)

4.  Repeat step 2

5. Finished project!

A demonstration of the difference between crocheting and knitting and an example of why I don’t knit.
You can’t say fuck it in knitting.

This is EXACTly the explanation of why knitting and I have never gotten on. 

I can wing that shit in crochet. if you need to add a few stitches or drop them NBD. 

Incidentally, crocheting was invented in Scotland by farmwives, presumably because “Fuck you ya dafty tit, am no going tae let no ball of wool tell me what fer while I’m makin some stockings for the weans.”