tiger-in-the-flightdeck:

did-you-kno:

If someone you know is being a wanker,
dicksbymail.com lets you get revenge
by sending them a literal bag of edible
dicks. For $15, they will send a 5oz bag
of gummy wieners with a note that
says ‘EAT A BAG OF DICKS’ to anyone in
your life who deserves ‘that feeling of
sadness, disappointment, and betrayal.’ Source Source 2

Who the heck would sadness, disappointment, and betrayal when receiving a bag of free candy??