moranion:

saxifraga-x-urbium:

cellardoor28:

todayiwrotenothing:

dorkery:

radio-charlie:

pekorosu:

lingrix:

anarcha-catgirlism:

matlsse:

istanbl:

crimelords:

pine-needles-underfoot:

writing-prompt-s:

Your Tumblr username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?

I walk in the forest 🌳

I rob a bank! kill a lawman! my gal is my getaway driver! we drink bootleg gin and listen to josephine baker

I’m a city. just like… the whole city.

i own! and curate! a museum with every! matisse! piece! ever!

You know, nya~🌠

i ling the lings that need to be linged, and then some

so many onions

I’m on air, playing a lovingly curated playlist comprising only the sounds of people playing with crunchy slimes

I am a comedian.

my username profession forbids me from using this as a writing prompt.

Um… It’s possible I’m a serial killer?

i’m growing out of a wall, cliff face, or something. pretty nice. i will blossom in a bit.

I’m dead, but my death has started a massive civil war and there’s a very beautiful portrait of me

I’m shagging in a forest. The Lord and Lady grant their blessings.